I'm listening to a man with a horrific east coast accent talk about "important" business on the phone standing in line to check in at the gate. So annoying. He kept cutting the other guy off saying.."gotta go. I gotta go. gotta go." when he was literally doing nothing but irritate everyone else. Now he's complaining into the phone that "he's not happy" by the time the plane comes, i'm going to know his whole life story. great.
This is one of the reasons I love/hate the airport. Mostly people stare vacantly. Little kids are the best because they go around touching everything dirty and eating really gross things (like day old hot dogs...cheeseless pizza)--it's like a walking germ magnet.
Anyways, I was one of the annoying people flying. We brought Max on our trip--$100 to check him underneath the plane. It took like 300 hours to check him in, I had to fill up his water bottle which kept dripping on his blankets inside the kennel. The vet gave him a vicodin but i'm not sure it had totally kicked in--either way i'm sure he's in for the ride of his small life. BTW--the Fees are getting ridiculous. $15 for each bag. Lame. They charge you to breathe. P.S--who wants to buy one of those nasty airplane sandwiches anyhow? Gross. I've secretly thought about putting a toy watergun in my pants on the way through the safety screening...just to see what happens. Tell the guy with a creepy smile.."gotta stay protected." Anyways, the only thing they'll ever get me to buy is a water bottle, "mm..i'm stuffed." --speaking of which, we're watching Just Friends..somehow it never gets old.
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