A rare glimpse of the endangered DIVA

So last night my brother was in a very interesting mood.  After ranting about the gay actors in hollywood again, he proceeded to inform me that Southpark had said Scottsdale was the most unlivable city.  I wanted to interview him about his thoughts, because he seriously is the most random, entertaining person I've ever met.  The quote of the night was said to my mother.."Don't leave any money to family.  Instead, spend the money on preserving your brain by freezing yourself." I went to interview him in the den, where he was watching CNBC on the couch.  What followed next was completely unexpected...and very diva.