SEE YA TUCSON!!
Love my friends here, but hate the city where helen keller is alive and driving.
Somewhere in the distance i picture soppy speeding off honking her horn and side swiping people on her way out of the city lol.
"Are you fucking kidding me?" those were the words as my zombie arm outstretched, a glare twisting my face, and pushed my alarm off. I scowled around for a good two minutes, looking at the darkness filtrating my window...it's too early. My eyes were puffed even after 2 cups of coffee. i'm an animal. lol jk. ames turned every one of my roomies onto coffee, i just dont know what'll happen to us when we start going through caffeine withdrawals. Anyways, eric and i are driving to my house today...im so excited to just mellow out. I'll miss my roomies though!! But i can't believe xmas is a week away. hooray. white supremist santa might be coming down your chimney---picture ames in a white UA hoodie, black spandex tucked seriously into her uggs, with her little glasses on. WHITE SUPREMIST SANTA!! haha i love it. We will also start an apartment war when we get back, i dislike the girls diagonal from us who ratted on us for having a party--you suck. but we'll get them back. they are so socially awkward, ebaby and i were going up the stairs and i was like "hey" to them and they didn't say anything back--it was obvious i was talking to them, it's happened time and time again. sorry you're retarded and can't be congenial...now you will suffer the consequences for busting up our party. bitch. white supremist santa will give you a lump of coal uggs for christmas.
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